A patron of Cafe Milano
(not Irish but Italiano),
who rose to House leader,
today was a reader
of a poem provided pro-Bono.
A world famous singer that we know,
whose holdings offshore can't be seen, no,
tried helping poor Kyiv
with what Pelosi read.
Perhaps it'd sound better with Eno.
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